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| posted by sunwaterandsky 99 days ago |
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I was walking past the
mental hospital the other day,
and all the patients
were shouting,
'13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over,
but I saw a little gap in
the planks, so I
looked through to see what
was going on.....
Some bastard poked me in
the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
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| posted by 2hot2handle 99 days ago |
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sorry for yyou, i hope you didnt get badly hurt, but.......LOL
Ex Freak on a Leash & Killer Tomato Soup, sorry but had to change as was being chased down by the spelling bee masterchampionships
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| posted by Juno Watt 98 days ago (edited 98 days ago) |
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I was outside a lunatic asylum one day, busy picking up stones,
When along came a lunatic and said to me, "Good morning Mr. Jones,
Oh, how much a week do you get for doing that",
"Thirty bob" I cried,
"What, thirty bob a week, with a wife and kids to keep?
Come inside you silly bugger come inside."
"Come inside, you silly bugger, come inside,
You ought to have a bit more sense.
Working for a living, take my tip,
Act a little screwy and become a lunatic.
Oh, you get your meals quite regular
And two new suits besides.
What's thirty bob a week, with a wife and kids to keep
Come inside you silly bugger come inside."
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