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| posted by Mr Benn 1074 days ago |
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Three women are out shopping at an antique shop. They stumble upon an unusual lamp. A voice heard from a genie within the lamp begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.
Now one of the women just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." Suddenly, the woman starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.
The second woman is so amazed she says to the genie : "Triple my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." The woman starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.
The last woman is so enthralled with the changes in her friends, that she says to the genie: "Quintiple my I.Q." The genie looks at her and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider." The woman says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." "Please," says the genie "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the genie said, the woman insisted on having her I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power. So the genie sighed and said: "Done."
And she became a man.
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| posted by westdoor 1074 days ago |
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Last time I did maths ZERO multiplied by anything (double, triple or 5 times) was still ZERO
I have a cunning plan ........
     
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| posted by jaykay 1074 days ago (edited 1074 days ago) |
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Wife: The kids definitely have my intelligence..
Husband: Oh I wondered where it had gone.....
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out and meet the bloody thing!
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| posted by Mr Benn 1074 days ago |
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Originally posted by westdoor
Last time I did maths ZERO multiplied by anything (double, triple or 5 times) was still ZERO
Arf Arf....[:x)][:x)][:x)]
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1074 days ago |
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Mr. Benn, I have seen this joke before. You should be ashamed of yourself for changing it. the original had men wishing to improve their IQ.
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| posted by shoegirl 1074 days ago |
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Mr. Benn
*Spank *spank *spank
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| posted by Mr Benn 1074 days ago |
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sws- I did not change it...honest I didn't and shoegirl...................more please !! [}:)][}:)]
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| posted by Mini Mao 1074 days ago |
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Like the new sig Mr Benn [:x)]
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| posted by Mr Benn 1074 days ago |
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well it has been my home now for...oohhh....many years !! [:D]
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| posted by xpat-Aussie 1073 days ago |
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[88]
"...and once you have tasted flight,
you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return...."
-Leonardo DaVinci
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