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posted by Load Toad 81 days ago
...I've just caught the dog shagging me daughters Hello Kitty teddy bear thing.

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posted by Beer Boy 81 days ago
again????

He was at it last week.... randy little bugger

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 81 days ago
No need to worry, ignore the issue and leave it to the teachers when she starts school. I'm sure they'll do a good job and not be embarrassed to put in a rousingly frank and entertaining educational tour de force on the subject, culminating in the proud display to much fanfare of a sanitary napkin.

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posted by AKA 81 days ago
they say dogs are like their owners


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posted by Lola 81 days ago

I've made my bubbies promise to tell me as soon as they have their first kiss. Or tell on each other.

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posted by The Crone 81 days ago
Mmm, very interesting. As my son has only grown up with neutured cats, he never got to see for himself, at home, how natural 'sex' is. I did try to tell him that the first time, it's good to do it with someone you love (if possible) and to always use a condom. I wouldn't know what to say if I had had a daughter!

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posted by Gimpmask 81 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by The Crone
I wouldn't know what to say if I had had a daughter!



You are grounded until you are 25.

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posted by sunwaterandsky 81 days ago
Oh, look, doggy is getting a piggy back ride from hello kitty!


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posted by tiger lily 81 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Gimpmask
quote:
Originally posted by The Crone
I wouldn't know what to say if I had had a daughter!



You are grounded until you are 25.


My 21 yr old daughter told me on a Thursday that she was going to spend the long weekend at the cottage with her first boy friend and 2 other gay guys. My immediate reaction was . She was going to turn them down but the gay friends said they have already paid for the cottage without confirming them. She said they would still pay for the share and not go. I felt so .
I spent a few hours analysing my own behaviour

, then I said to myself ....right

I backed down my pride and talked to her about why I was so ..........

As much as I trust she knew what she's doing , the tought of a young wowan with 3 blokes for 2 night 3 days in a remote wilderness was a challenge to this free-thinking-want to be-mother of a


hard life......

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
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posted by tiger lily 81 days ago
On second thought........ that would be exactly the same thing I do at that age........... only without my mom's knowing.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
-Jimi Hendrix


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posted by The Crone 81 days ago
me too TL, something I did at that age, actually younger

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posted by beautyqueen 81 days ago
...I've just caught the dog shagging me daughters Hello Kitty teddy bear thing.

Question: Why wasn't the doggie fixed? I got mine fixed the day she turned 6 months old. Not all dogs are like their owners-- mine has a pleasant dispositon.


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posted by keymaker 81 days ago
nice that you are so honest about yourself, beautyqueen

Caution: this post contains content that might lead to unrealistic expectation in real relationships. keep out of reach of immature people.
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posted by smog 80 days ago (edited 80 days ago)
quote:
Originally posted by tiger lily
As much as I trust she knew what she's doing , the tought of a young wowan with 3 blokes for 2 night 3 days in a remote wilderness was a challenge to this free-thinking-want to be-mother of a


hard life......
So long as she is on the pill it's fine, surely?

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posted by Lola 80 days ago

The pill doesn't protect you against STDs last time I checked.

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posted by puyi 80 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by smog
quote:
Originally posted by tiger lily
As much as I trust she knew what she's doing , the tought of a young wowan with 3 blokes for 2 night 3 days in a remote wilderness was a challenge to this free-thinking-want to be-mother of a


hard life......
So long as she is on the pill it's fine, surely?


and for the weekend in question the 3 blokes named themselves pill.......................

darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake


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posted by smog 80 days ago
Indeed, but the chance of catching one is very small, and the chances of catching one that cannot be readily cured with antibiotics is minuscule. The chances of getting pregnant without contraception are not.

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posted by puyi 80 days ago
speaking from experience............................

darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake


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posted by Lola 80 days ago (edited 80 days ago)
Why take the risk when it can be so easily avoided? And as I'm sure anyone who's ever had an STD will affirm, they're miserable, painful and humiliating.

Plus she's up at the cabin with 2 gay guys as well (and according to various stats I occasionally read, HIV infection is much higher among the gay community)... who's to say they're not all going to get drunk/high and decide to have a four-way? Or is she still at greater risk from getting pregnant than catching HIV in such a scenario?

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posted by puyi 80 days ago
maple she will maple she wont

darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake


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posted by Gimpmask 80 days ago
When Tiger Lily reads this, her daughter is gonna be grounded until she's 40.

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