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posted by puyi 80 days ago
An American woman is suing lingerie label Victoria's Secret after she suffered an injury while trying on a g-string.


Macrinda Patterson, 52, claims a metallic embellishment not firmly attached to the g-string flew off and hit her in her..........when she tried the delicate undergarment on in May last year.

Ms Patterson filed a lawsuit in the Los Angeles Superior Court last week, seeking damages for injuries she sustained during the incident.

The offending garment was a decorative low-rise "v-string", Victoria's Secret's own version of the g-string, from the "Sexy Little Thing" line.

Ms Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told a US investigative website, The Smoking Gun, that his client's .........was damaged and the injury would affect her "for the rest of her life".

wondewr if she was able to re enact the scene in court

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but the reports were a smoggy mistake


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posted by Paps of Jura 80 days ago
Me thinks that at 52 she needs to lay off the 'decorative low-rise "v-string from the "Sexy Little Thing" line

Shirly she would have worked out by that age that big knickers are way more comfortable and flattering

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posted by The Crone 80 days ago


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posted by Paps of Jura 80 days ago
No need for that sad face.... she deserves all she gets if she's trying to squeeze her cottage cheese 52yo arse into teenage pants

I believe a women liberates themselves when they realise that uncomfrtable G string pants are a load of s**te and should only be worn by teens and anyone below 25 yo

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posted by The Crone 80 days ago
I'm thinking of me.....so I'm stuck with granny pants, not that I'd wear g-strings.

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posted by keymaker 80 days ago (edited 80 days ago)
I wonder which one of these was the vicious item it was.
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/?cgname=OSPTYVSTZZZ&cgnbr=OSPTYVSTZZZ&rfnbr=1922

The only one that looks dangerous is this:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=8P-211825&page=1&cgname=OSPTYVSTZZZ&rfnbr=1922

I guess that one of these has a metal trim at the back and she got it suck in her arsehole or it jammed her arse grapes.

I wish they would tell us how much the woman weights. Being the US she is bound to be a 300lbs momma.

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posted by Paps of Jura 80 days ago
Hence my conclusion of cottage cheese

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posted by Zebedee 80 days ago
Big Knickers or Granny Pants if your over 25yrs old.........have to say, I think I know a lot of 25-45yr old women who would strongly disagree....lot of hot MILF's walking around that I reckon would look great in a g-string !

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posted by Paps of Jura 80 days ago
Not saying granny pants just somehting with enough cloth to cover your jewels... lacy or whatever, but cheese graters IMO don't look too hot on an arse that has seen a fair few seats in it's time





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posted by Zebedee 80 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Paps of Jura
Not saying granny pants just somehting with enough cloth to cover your jewels... lacy or whatever, but cheese graters IMO don't look too hot on an arse that has seen a fair few seats in it's time




Such a wonderful way with words there Paps !

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posted by Gimpmask 80 days ago
With no disrespect, but Crone is a hot momma, who'd put a lot of young 'uns to shame.

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posted by Paps of Jura 80 days ago
Not disputing the fact that Crone and my Milfy mum for that matter are not stil sexy.. in fact my mum oozes it ... however cheese grater pants are outdated ... boyshorts and fuller covering knickers are the way forward and so where 08 is at.... listen to the Tai tai society fashion writer here !

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posted by The Crone 80 days ago
Mucho kisses to gimpy

Yes Paps, I remember you telling me about your mom and encouraging me to have some fun before it gets really too late!

I just like playing the Devil's Advocate from time to time. Honestly, I don't care about what other people think I should do, should wear, should think, never have. I am thinking about investing in slimming underpants which I read on the dailymail the other day and can't find now.

Paps, I think you'll still be gorgeous and sexy at 52 and older

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posted by Paps of Jura 80 days ago
Ohhh thanks Crone xxx

For those control pants you need to go to M&S.. they have them there in different shapes

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posted by AKA 80 days ago
would cycling shorts not also do the trick?


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posted by The Crone 80 days ago
These!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1026716/Can-pair-50-pants-REALLY-reduce-waistline-forever.html

reduces waist line!!! but may be too hot to wear in summer

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posted by Paps of Jura 80 days ago
What a load of s**te.... all that they will give you is a nice bout of thrush



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posted by shazza 80 days ago
I'm way over 25 and I wear G strings a lot. Boyshorts make me feel very uncomfortable for some reason, I'd perfer to go for a wee bikini knackers when I don't have to worry about showing my panty lines.


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posted by Paps of Jura 80 days ago
But you have the arse of a 12 year old so IMO will always be able to look good in a G

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posted by Gimpmask 80 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Paps of Jura
But you have the arse of a 12 year old so IMO will always be able to look good in a G


A paedo's dream, indeed.

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posted by shazza 80 days ago
Thanks!


 
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