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posted by Load Toad 66 days ago (edited 66 days ago)


Oh s**t....

Average by Intention.
Fundy
10778 Posts
Needs a break
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Hong Kong
posted by adfundum 66 days ago

After retiring , I went to the Pension office
to apply for old age Pension. The woman behind the counter asked me
for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and
realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
and she processed my Pension application form.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Pension Office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too'

.
Even sick puppies need love...

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older by the minute
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posted by puyi 66 days ago
or the follow up pic the next morning the fat woman in bed holding the hand of the boor bastard who has chewed his arm off in order to escape......

darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake


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Hong Kong
posted by Patrick Bateman 66 days ago (edited 66 days ago)
One horrific night stand



Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

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of utter crap
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Hong Kong
posted by keymaker 66 days ago
what is that on the floor?

looks like puyi.

Caution: this post contains content that might lead to unrealistic expectation in real relationships. keep out of reach of immature people.
Regular Member
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older by the minute
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posted by puyi 66 days ago
phuk well spotted km

darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake


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undercover angel
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posted by Velvet 66 days ago
whoah KM, well spotted!


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