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sorry this is in dutch!
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| posted by 2hot2handle 64 days ago |
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DE NEDERLANDSE TAAL.
Ik zei het U reeds vele malen,
van onze taal moet ook ík balen.
Dus vreemdeling, als gij dit leest,
bezwijk dan niet of geef de geest.
Ga met Uw studie rustig voort
en leer de taal zoals het hoort!
Het meervoud van een slot is sloten,
maar van een pot is het niet poten
en als men zegt: één gat, twee gaten,
dan is tóch fout: één kat, twee katen!
Van 't werkwoord vliegen komt -ik vloog-,
maar komt van wiegen dan -ik woog-?
Welnee, ik woog komt weer van wegen,
maar is dan goed -ik voog- van vegen?
En van zoeken komt -ik zocht-,
dus hoort bij vloeken weer -ik vlocht-.
Mis! Want dat komt nu weer van vlechten,
maar denk nu niet -ik hocht- van hechten!
Bij roepen hoort dan weer -ik riep-,
maar zeg bij snoepen niet -ik sniep-.
Bij lopen zeg je weer -ik liep-,
doch bij kopen nooit -ik kiep-
en evenmin bij slopen -sliep-,
want dat komt van 't werkwoord slapen,
maar zeg niet -ik riep- bij rapen.
Riep komt van roepen en U ziet terstond,
we draaien in een kringetje rond.
Vam 't werkwoord raden komt -ik ried-,
maar van baden niet -ik bied-.
want dát komt nu weer van bieden!
Het is moeilijk brave lieden!
Want van bieden komt -ik bood-,
maar van wieden niet -ik wood-
en de verwarring, die is groot!
Ik wil U nog een voorbeeld geven,
want -ik gaf- hoort weer bij geven,
maar -ik laf- hoort niet bij leven.
Men spreekt van drinken en gedronken,
maar niet van hinken en gehonken.
Het is -ik weet- en dan -ik wist-,
maar bij -ik heet- hoort niet -ik hist-
en ook bij vreten niet -ik vrist-.
U zegt toch wel een kat, een kater,
maar fout is weer een rat, een rater.
Menslief, het duizelt in mijn kop,
ik hou maar met de taalles op!
Ik wil het ook niet meer proberen,
want die taal is niet te leren,
maar als ik dan weer kind'ren zie,
die kleintjes van een jaar of drie,
die al zo aardig Hollands spreken,
dan denken wij zo vaak als leken;
Die Hollanders, nu zonder gein,
hebben vast een Superbrein!
Ex Freak on a Leash & Killer Tomato Soup, sorry but had to change as was being chased down by the spelling bee masterchampionships
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| posted by Load Toad 64 days ago |
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You're right - it is in Dutch.
Average by Intention.
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| posted by Mr Benn 64 days ago |
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How's the spelling?
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| posted by 2hot2handle 64 days ago |
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hey it was cupy pestad so it shuold be ko
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| posted by Mr Benn 64 days ago |
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just chekking
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| posted by 2hot2handle 64 days ago |
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si ko i standunder
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| posted by 2hot2handle 64 days ago |
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you sure its not supposed to be "just chequeing"?
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| posted by Velvet 64 days ago |
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 tot ziens
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
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| posted by 2hot2handle 64 days ago |
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hey nou doei!
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| posted by puyi 63 days ago |
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post it twice and go double dutch on us................
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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| posted by Randy_Clapp 63 days ago |
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lol, here's what Babelfish coughed up:
THE DUTCH LANGUAGE. I said times already a lot of YOU, of our language also ík must be fed up. Therefore alien, if gij read this, do not succumb then or give the spirit. Continue your study quietly and leathers the language such as hear! The plural of a lock is closed, but of a pot is do not plant and if one says: éé n breach, two breaches, then is t óc h wrong: éé n cat, two katen! Of ' t verb flies comes - I flying, but come of rock then - I weighing? Welnee, I weighed comes of ways, but then well - am I voog- of vegen? And of zoeken come - I zocht, thus belong to curse - I braiding. Wrong! Because that comes now of braids, but do not think now - I hocht- of are attached! To clamours belong then - I calling, but do not say at nibble - I sniep-. At run say - I running you, yet at never buy - I tipping over and either at demolitions - sleeping, because that comes of ' t verb sleeps, but does not say - I calling at pick up. Called comes of clamours and YOU see terstond, we turn around in a circle. Vam ' t verb Councils comes - I ried-, but of do not bathe - I offering. because d comes offer át now of! It is good with difficulty folks! Because of offer come - I offering, but of do not weed - I wood- and misfiring, which is large! I want give still an example YOU, because - I giving hear at give, but - I laf- do not belong to life. One speaks of drink and drunk, but do not limp of and limped. It is - I weet- and then - I knowing, but - I being called do not hear - I hist- and also at do not devour - I vrist-. YOU nevertheless a cat, a tomcat say, but error is a rat, rater. Menslief, it spins in my head, I hou but with the taalles on! I want also no longer try it, because that language is not learn, but if I then kind' ren to see, those kleintjes of a year or three, that already this way nice Dutch speak, then we this way frequently think as seemed; Those Dutchmen, now without gein, have permanently a super brain!
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| posted by adfundum 63 days ago |
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LOL
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Even sick puppies need love...
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| posted by Load Toad 63 days ago |
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Si tat a Dutch LOL?
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