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Competition for the OCH, the Bull and Bear. [ New Topic]
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posted by keymaker 64 days ago (edited 64 days ago)
The sleeze bar for old farts segment has been dominated by OCH until now. The Bull and bear is making headways and is the latest addition to the s**t hole run.

I was dragged in there recently and I was delighted at what sordid bar the Bull and Bear is. Oh yes, and we like the sordig don't we?

It has got that Angeles City bar air about it. Bald, or white hair, pink faced white expats have young filipina girls grinding their buttocks under the bellies of these fine gentlemen. It is a delightful sight. It is a bit like going to the zoo and trying to look away whilst the monkeys are shagging.

For once step out of the OCH and head over to the posh version of the OCH.

You can find me there on Thursdays.


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posted by bunthorne 64 days ago
A few months back you were singing the praises of Galaxy. Been in there lately??


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posted by keymaker 64 days ago
Maybe I was wrong.

My threads about white haired, fat gweilos with young Fililpinas always gets a swift reply from you. I wonder why?

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posted by bunthorne 64 days ago (edited 64 days ago)
Not fat

Not white-haired

No Filipina (young or otherwise)

- but why your obsession - jealous or something?

Smog get to you?


Edit. The ones complaining about fat, ugly middle-aged gweilos are usually fat, ugly middle-aged gweipas.
Perhaps this exaggerated 'boob' thing of yours is just a cover.


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posted by Load Toad 64 days ago
I don't think I've ever been in that bar but for the sake of research I'll try to call in.

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posted by keymaker 64 days ago
LT is not a bad bar, just like the OCH.
Conveniently located next to Laguna.

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posted by Load Toad 64 days ago
Oh...is the one on the corner as you go down to The Wanch...?

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posted by Mr Benn 64 days ago
That's the one LT. I haven't been in there either.....yet

Howabout the Junk or the Handle Bar? Surely if it's hovels you're looking for they don't get much worse than that.....do they?








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posted by arty joke 64 days ago
An overabundance of middle-aged gweilo

For the first few months I lived in Stanley I was quite amazed to see this
well-to-do looking gweilo speeding past me, the wind whipping through his
longish, graying, thinning locks in an assortment of rather cute little cars -
sometimes it would be a red Lamborghini or a smart little yellow porche or nifty
little black BMW coupe. The cars changed, but the companion was always the same
- a cute little Chinese bird head thrown back laughing delightedly at whatever
incredibly witty remark the white guy had just made with her hand firm
clasped on his joystick. I am a bit slow - I admit it took me a while to
realize it wasn’t one gweilo with lots of cars but rather a series of
remarkably similar looking white guys driving around Stanley with their
respective little honey at their side. Now ok guys before you send me back some
mean emails saying I must be jealous Let me tell you I have my own middle-aged
guy back home, granted he doesn’t have the Lamborghini, but I really am not
looking at adding to my collection of males and I am not referring to NETs you
simply don’t have the expense accounts these guys do!!

Anyway I am a firm believer of the old adage ‘live and let live’ - I mean I
married a cute rather whitely challenged Turkish guy long before it was the
’in thing’ to cross the racial boundaries, and who am to point out how truly
ridiculous these guys look. I mean lets face it, they look more like ads for
superannuation packages or grey nomad cruises than having the good fortune to
have a sweet young things on their arm. Good luck to them I say and I have kept
my amusement to myself but recently walking down Stanley seafront and seeing a
smorgasbord of these guys my son, the one with the dark
satirical streak, said ‘mum I am really find it hard not to walk up to these
guys and say Pleeeease, you really believe she is with you for you
sparkling conversation and good looks’. Of course I discouraged him from taking
action and did my very best, ‘live and let live’ speech, and felt a sense of
smug satisfaction that I am so liberal and tolerant - I truly am as hip and
cool and down as I would like to believe I am .

However, last weekend my resolve was sorely tried because of two incidents. The
first incident occurred when I was quietly enjoying my skinny latte with a hint
of vanilla in Pacific Coffee when I noticed a youthfully challenged Australian
gweilo sitting down at the next couch with a really hot Chinese girl of about 20
I mean this chick was HOT!!!! and I am thinking well yes, I can understand
the attraction here and good on you guy - hope you are well stocked up on your
Viagra - and then she started to speak - everything was Oh Baby this
and Oh Baby that, and it wasn’t a sort of sexy female Barry White type
ohhh baby it was more like a squeaky little cute girly mouse OOO
babiii!!! so annoying - I could not possibly concentrate on my latte and
just had to sneak a peak at the guy - I mean was this not driving him nuts too
- did he not realize he really didn’t fit into any rational definition of
’baby’ but he seemed oblivious so I was left to believe that
Baby actually was his name I mean lets face it there are stranger
names to be had in Hong Kong.

The other incident was in Zaras - there is this guy who must have been closing
in on sixty with this girl of about fifteen well ok maybe she was 18 I
sure hope so as I kept getting disconcerting flashes of Gary Glitter so much
so that I truly had to stop myself from leaning across the bunch of cardigans
that were on sale and whispering to him please tell me you are babysitting
but I didn’t because one can’t do such a thing in polite society. Instead I
just watched him patiently trail her around the store, holding her pink bag and
Pomeranian, which, incidentally was dressed in a darling little red and white
polka dot dress. Ah true love!



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posted by Load Toad 64 days ago
The Junk I've been in a couple of times but the Handle Bar I can't recall at all.

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posted by beautyqueen 64 days ago (edited 64 days ago)
A nice read.

To each his own and yeah, I am finally down with "live and let live". Not every white-haired, pink faced gweilo resorts to sugar-dadyying as the answer to his senior crisis; those who do, especially those who do with air-heads? It's a reflection of what they are like more than anything else...let's face it, they aren't exactly intellectual, are they? But hey, it takes two so if they both gain from the arrangement? Live and let live!


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posted by The Crone 64 days ago
Absolutely! As long as they are not intentionally hurting me or anyone else for that matter, why should I be an uptight b**ch? Each one seeks happiness/peace-of-mind/joy/escape from being alone, their own way.

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