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| posted by DBI 62 days ago |
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I glanced over at one of the local free sheets and the headline read:
"Eating oatmeal increases the chance of having a Baby Boy"!!!
And the woman next to me kept flipping her waist-length hair every 5 minutes into my face!
What a great start to my day.
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| posted by Gimpmask 62 days ago |
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Ok, got the hair flicking bit...but why oatmeal or news headline?
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| posted by AKA 62 days ago |
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under article 36 of the Basic Law, you are entitled to cut off the offender's hair with a scissors
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| posted by Lucas 62 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Gimpmask
Ok, got the hair flicking bit...but why oatmeal or news headline?
Do you have a bun in the oven and want a boy but forgot to eat your oatmeal?
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
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| posted by DBI 62 days ago |
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Gimpy, i was just describing the exciting moments on my commute to the office this morning. The two incidents are not related.
AKA, i only had my nail clipper and i was using it.
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| posted by Beer Boy 62 days ago |
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quote:
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....with a scissors
bejaysus fella....your inggris is getting worser and worser by the minuet
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| posted by AKA 62 days ago |
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I actually meant the wrestling move
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| posted by Beer Boy 62 days ago |
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course you did fella, course you did..... you keep telling yersell that as well
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| posted by Gimpmask 62 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by DBI
Gimpy, i was just describing the exciting moments on my commute to the office this morning. The two incidents are not related.
Why don't you create your own fun? You can start clippin' your toenails and watch people's faces turn to disgust.
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| posted by Beer Boy 62 days ago |
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or sit next to a gweilo and pretend he's your BF, and watch the auld fookers stare at you in disgust
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| posted by Gimpmask 62 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Beer Boy
or sit next to a gweilo and pretend he's your BF, and watch the auld fookers stare at you in disgust
Isn't that what Britters does already?
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| posted by AKA 62 days ago |
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you could sit on some guy's lap and talk about the first thing that comes up
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| posted by Beer Boy 62 days ago |
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fnarrr fnarrr fnarrr
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| posted by AKA 62 days ago |
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His portable porridge-maker
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| posted by Beer Boy 62 days ago |
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His portable oatmeal stirrer
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| posted by puyi 62 days ago |
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oatmeal the congee of europe.......................
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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| posted by Gimpmask 62 days ago |
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His expat congee mixer.
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| posted by puyi 62 days ago |
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old hk cardboard boxes exported to the uk to make oatmeal biscuits................
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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