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Traditional and Culture - everyone blames their s**t on these. [ New Topic]
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posted by keymaker 44 days ago (edited 44 days ago)
quote:
Originally posted by Lola
traditional girl: Like any other women, she waits for the guy to approach her or asks the guy to do favors for her; she expects the guy to be the breadwinner while she lives off him.

Person 1: Damn, she's fine!!!

Person 2: Why bother? She's probably not interested in me.

Person 1: You should be more forward.

Person 2: Why don't she try to be more forward... it has always been the guy. Why should I bust my ass for a chick? God, she's like any traditional girl - like a dog from a pound, she's waiting to get picked up.



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=traditional%20girl


Easy to make these jokes now you have a collar a name tag and leash.
Still it is a good'un.

Caution: this post contains content that might lead to unrealistic expectation in real relationships. keep out of reach of immature people.
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posted by bunthorne 44 days ago
fookin' 'ell, mate, you'd better lie low for a month or a year.


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posted by Beer Boy 44 days ago
you think Lola would forget that quickly????

Apologies in advance for my poor sentence structure, but a retard is at the keyboard!
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posted by puyi 44 days ago
at leash

darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake


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posted by Lola 44 days ago

More biatch to the pound.

Dancing robustly sideways with Juno in Bhutan
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posted by AKA 44 days ago
the dog pound?

Girls just wanna have pun
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posted by blowfish 43 days ago
No means another beer.

Home of the 5,8 cylinder.
My bro has 3,4,6 cylnders.




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posted by blowfish 43 days ago
After 3 beers a moose started to look good too.

Home of the 5,8 cylinder.
My bro has 3,4,6 cylnders.




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posted by Lucas 43 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by blowfish
After 3 beers a moose started to look good too.


Speaking from experience? Maybe you have some strange fetish that haven't been un-earthed sober yet.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
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posted by keymaker 43 days ago

Lucas, you wouldn't get it, it is a culture thing.

Caution: this post contains content that might lead to unrealistic expectation in real relationships. keep out of reach of immature people.
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posted by blowfish 41 days ago
Speaking from experience? Maybe you have some strange fetish that haven't been un-earthed sober yet.

Lucas
How about ask any Le Blanc about F*ing the dog means?

To find a proper Moose u need to live close to the DEW line.

Home of the 5,8 cylinder.
My bro has 3,4,6 cylnders.




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