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| posted by life 1069 days ago (edited 1069 days ago) |
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Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No Sh*t?"
I'm bored, I'm pi*sy, and, I have no shame.
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| posted by Waterslang 1069 days ago (edited 1069 days ago) |
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Brings big smile upon my face!
For a nano second.
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| posted by life 1066 days ago |
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Ohh I know the Uncle Sam part might be offensive, but I have no idea what other countries have so I had no-one to replace him with. As it is, I edited so as not to be how shall I say, racist?
I'm bored, I'm pi*sy, and, I have no shame.
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