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1. China will NOT be discovered using illegal drugs, because the nation is way ahead in using genetic engineering (gene doping), which is undetectable with present-day technology. Today’s testing is based on old-fashioned blood and urine analysis for steroid and HGH (Human Growth Hormone) use. Athletes with robot legs and robot arms will soon be the order of the day for all countries. The lack of civil liberties within China’s political system allows the creation of test-crash athletes who push far ahead of other nations.
2. Liu Xiang won’t win a gold medal, disappointing the motherland. Used and abused by commercial and national entities, Liu will just barely be able to achieve bronze. How long after his dismissal as a world champion his commercial ads will run on television in China will remain to be seen.
3. Some country’s Olympic national team, unable to provide their own medicine and own food as the Americans do, will be poisoned by Chinese food and drugs supplied in Beijing. Suspicions will rise and accusations will fly forth, but there will be no apology from the Chinese side.
4. Chinese spectators will boo and jeer any Japanese athlete who wins gold. They will also show a lack of class whenever the national anthem of Japan is played. Expect Nicolas Sarkozy to receive some of this negativity when Japan is not available for abuse.
5. At some point in time during broadcasts from China there will be a sensational event (in the eyes of the Chinese government) resulting in a blackout of TV transmission signals. China will claim a band of ‘terrorists’ from Xinjiang or Tibet were about to hijack the TV signal with the help of ‘foreign elements.’ For the Beijing Olympic Committee, ‘false political unrest’ and ‘protest’ is a necessity for the really big ‘show.’
6. All China’s top leaders will attend the Olympics and will be seen to have new coiffures and dye-jobs. And not one leader of China will ever be seen casually dressed in a track-suit. An open-at-the-neck, long-sleeved white shirt will be the most casual piece of attire worn by any Chinese leader, hastily stripping off his tie and jacket a few minutes before going on camera.
7. Foreigners fashioning T for Tibet and X for Xinjiang will be seen everywhere on broadcasts around the world. Chinese Special Forces, designed to eliminate such protests, will initiate the use of drop-sheets to unfurl over the protesters, causing startled spectators to appear like ghosts, or members of the KKK.
8. A sex-scandal will evolve concerning a Chinese athlete and an athlete representing Britain. The Chinese athlete will be male, not female, but the British athlete may well be female ... or male. The Brit will say they were inspired by ChinaBounder.
9. Beijing’s Special Forces police will be involved in a shoving match with NBC or some other Western media concerning where they move the broadcast trucks, what time they are broadcasting, who they are interviewing, or some minor action that the broadcast team considers a democratic right. China politicos will comment that the Special Forces were only exercising their rights as officials within the sovereign nation of China. Therefore no apology will be issued.
10. ChinaBounder Olympic Edition panties will outsell all other brands of panties throughout China. ChinaBounder, suffering from brand name infringement, will not receive a single penny from the sales -- but that is the Chinese way.

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