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| posted by Mr Benn 1061 days ago |
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Dedicated to shoegirl.....wherever you are.[x2x]
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce.""How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
How lawyers do it...
Lawyers do it with appeal.
Lawyers do it confidentially.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it until justice prevails.
Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.
Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
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| posted by xpat-Aussie 1061 days ago |
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lol...
What do you call a hundred drowning lawyers?
A good start!
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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?.....
Take your foot off his head!
"...and once you have tasted flight,
you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return...."
-Leonardo DaVinci
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| posted by shoegirl 1061 days ago |
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Mr. Benn
I see that besides being a cutie cute, you are also a naughty boy [88][88][88]
btw, I LOVE lawyers jokes
Cheers my man!
[(#)][(#)]
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| posted by Mr Benn 1060 days ago |
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LOL.....nice ones xpat !!
and shoegirl, the pleasure was all mine.[;)]
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| posted by ejay 1060 days ago |
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Oh Mr Benn, I know you are naughty but I don't know you are cutie cute [88][88]
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| posted by Mr Benn 1060 days ago |
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Aahh, ejay nice to see you back again. Good trip I hope?? and nice piccy by the way, does it have any significance?
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| posted by ejay 1060 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by shoegirl
Mr. Benn
I see that besides being a cutie cute, you are also a naughty boy [88][88][88]
btw, I LOVE lawyers jokes
Cheers my man!
[(#)][(#)]
Hey SG, look at the number of lawyer's jokes our dear Mr Benn posted in part 2 ..... specially for you ..... no wonder you think he is cutie cute. [:x)]
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| posted by ejay 1060 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Benn
Aahh, ejay nice to see you back again. Good trip I hope?? and nice piccy by the way, does it have any significance?
At the airport lounge now .... have 2 hrs to kill ... will be back this afternoon for the weekend and off again on Monday.
How have you been? Naughty as usual .....[;^)]
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| posted by Mr Benn 1060 days ago |
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Ayah ejay....I have been gooder than good thing in Goodsville on a good day !!!![:D]
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| posted by Mr Benn 1060 days ago |
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Yawn......... back to school on Monday is it marco??
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| posted by God de Vader 1060 days ago |
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funny how lawyers outside the courts/tehir offices seem to be only able to utter crap
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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| posted by Waterslang 1060 days ago |
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One ought to sue them!
As the old saying goes: You study science or math, while you "do" law.
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| posted by westdoor 1060 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by waterslang
One ought to sue them!
As the old saying goes: You study science or math, while you "do" law.
Though you actually spent all your time "practising it"
I have a cunning plan ........
     
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| posted by Waterslang 1060 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by westdoor
quote:
Originally posted by waterslang
One ought to sue them!
As the old saying goes: You study science or math, while you "do" law.
Though you actually spent all your time "practising it"
You mean:
Lawyers do it with appeal.
Lawyers do it confidentially.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it until justice prevails.
Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.
Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.
In my time, I must say "doing" law was the last resort after being thrown out of other colleges.
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| posted by shoegirl 1060 days ago |
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Lawyers don't just utter crap outside of their office. Actually, they talk s### INSIDE their office. This is my objective opinion [88][88][88][88][88]
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| posted by Waterslang 1060 days ago |
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Think I'm gonna regret this one day, but I do agree with you.
Holy Cow, did I write this?????
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