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female and male anatomy through the ages
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1061 days ago |
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round
and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice
but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum,
how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles &
answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In
his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After
his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
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| posted by Waterslang 1060 days ago |
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You have to be an old maid. Lol.
Hahaha...
Time to get out and look at the world around.
Sorry, have to go to the wee room.
Hahahaha...
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 1041 days ago (edited 1041 days ago) |
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And in HK girls boobies are like lemons. Small, yellow, and not that pleasing to suck on.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 1041 days ago |
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LMAO at PB..love it
Dib Dob nib knob
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 1041 days ago |
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LMAO? what's that?
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by dtravelling 1041 days ago |
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"Laughing My Ass Off" ie, more funny than just meriting a LOL ("Laughing Out Loud")
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 1041 days ago |
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Ahh, mental note. Thanks
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Gum Tree 1041 days ago |
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sws - ROTFLMAO   
"Marooned on a rock with 80,000 and now 90,000 alcoholics and counting"
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1041 days ago |
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Now you are really going to confuse him!
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| posted by vendage 1041 days ago |
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Sunwaterandsky, your joke is winging its way around the world! Great one.
Are you here as part of the problem, or part of the solution?
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 1041 days ago |
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IDKWTHYGAOA
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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