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Today's Laugh - 25th May [ New Topic]
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posted by HKBloke 1137 days ago
Good Morning HK...it looks like it's going to be a beautiful day..

An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for
coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them £50 and says
goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist
to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This
happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has
intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to
my house.

The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here
for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA!"


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