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| posted by Mr Benn 1049 days ago |
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An Australian guy is offered a 'good time' by a delectable young lady of the night. When they get to her flat, he asks if he can rearrange the furniture, to which she agrees. Systematically, he removes every item of furniture from the room.
"Well Aussie", she says, "I've never done it like this before!"
"Well Sheila, I've never actually had a woman before", he says,
"but if its anything like a Kangaroo, you need plenty of room!"
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| posted by Mango. 1049 days ago |
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sorry, but should it be funny?
almost always friendly and polite
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| posted by tinybear 1049 days ago |
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It is quite funny actually.  
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| posted by Mr Benn 1049 days ago |
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Apology accepted Mango.......do you need an explanation ? 
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| posted by Mango. 1049 days ago |
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explain what? this primary school joke?
almost always friendly and polite
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| posted by Mr Benn 1049 days ago |
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Nothing wrong with a bit of light hearted humour sometimes. Too much work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy !!!
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| posted by xpat-Aussie 1049 days ago |
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Kangaroos have very sharp claws mate... I've heard about Kiwis and sheep (you know... "New Zealand, the land where men are men, and the sheep ar nervous") but not Aussies and roos 
We'll have to blow the dust off a few pommy jokes then eh?
"...and once you have tasted flight,
you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return...."
-Leonardo DaVinci
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| posted by Mr Benn 1049 days ago |
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[i] "New Zealand, the land where men are men, and the sheep ar nervous")
LOL.....great saying that one !!!!.....and yes please, get them pommy jokes posted xpat.
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| posted by asiangirl 1049 days ago |
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is that how aussies do it in bed?
'getting there' is just a hop, jump and a skip away...that's fast mate
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| posted by vendage 1049 days ago |
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Actually Aussies like to reminded that they are like wombats, not kangaroos
An animal that eats, roots, shoots and leaves.
Are you here as part of the problem, or part of the solution?
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| posted by xpat-Aussie 1049 days ago (edited 1049 days ago) |
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umm just in case not everyone knows what the meaning of "roots" is for Aussies... rooting=shagging
"eats, roots and leaves"
"...and once you have tasted flight,
you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return...."
-Leonardo DaVinci
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| posted by God de Vader 1049 days ago |
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i was in WA last month. how come i didnt get intor'ed in this bahaviour over there?
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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| posted by xpat-Aussie 1048 days ago |
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WA is different... it's like another country
"...and once you have tasted flight,
you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return...."
-Leonardo DaVinci
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| posted by Mr Benn 1048 days ago |
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Not now kid.....just beat it will ya !!
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| posted by ejay 1048 days ago |
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Benn, you are a real joker..... but a disgusting one!
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| posted by adfundum 1048 days ago (edited 1048 days ago) |
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Aussie foreplay: "I'm not gonna hurt you, did I?"
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Even sick puppies need love...
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| posted by Mr Benn 1048 days ago (edited 1048 days ago) |
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CAG.....LOL.....
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