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| posted by Mr Benn 1040 days ago |
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A woman and a baby were in the doctors examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast" fed, the woman replied.
Well, strip down to your waist, the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You dont have any milk."
"I know", she said, "Im his grandmother, but I m glad I came".
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| posted by westdoor 1040 days ago |
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Not another grandmother reference !!!!!!!!!!
I have a cunning plan ........
     
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| posted by kamote 1040 days ago |
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A man entered a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" "Do you mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "Yeah, that's it!" said the man. "I never can remember that word!"
The place to be happy is HERE and the time to be happy is NOW.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
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| posted by westdoor 1040 days ago |
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Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat 'em all ... 
I have a cunning plan ........
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| posted by Mr Benn 1040 days ago |
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Looks like I just can't help myself westy....lol.....
kamote, I like it ! 
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| posted by kamote 1040 days ago |
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One elderly gentleman said to another, "You're never too old, Harry. Why just yesterday I was flirting with this cute young college girl and she said she'd be interested in dating me."
"Really?" asked Harry.
"Well, nowadays women are more aggressive. They don't mind being the one doing the asking....."
"....But what is 'carbon 14?'"
The place to be happy is HERE and the time to be happy is NOW.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
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| posted by Mr Benn 1040 days ago |
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OK, crap joke thread....
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ??
A. He was visiting his 'flat' mate !
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