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| posted by Mr Benn 1027 days ago |
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Two lawyers are stranded on a desert island. Every day, one of the lawyers climbs to the top of a tree to see if he can see a rescue boat coming.
One day the lawyer yells down,
'I don't believe it! There's a naked blonde girl floating towards us!'
'You're seeing things' says the other lawyer, 'You'd better come down now'
He climbs down and the other lawyer has a good laugh. But then the women washes up on the beach and the two lawyers discover that she's still alive.
One says to the other,
'We've been on this island for bloody ages, do you think we should screw her?'
The other lawyer looks at the women and says,
'Out of what?'
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| posted by westdoor 1027 days ago |
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A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and cautiously leaned over to the young woman and whispered in her ear, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
I have a cunning plan ........
     
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