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| posted by adfundum 1034 days ago |
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father,
it is."
And, who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell me now:
"Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
Shaughnessy,and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot
attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers:
"What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads"
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Even sick puppies need love...
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| posted by kamote 1034 days ago |
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bless me rev. adfundum for i have sinned... i have been with.....
The place to be happy is HERE and the time to be happy is NOW.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
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| posted by adfundum 1034 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by kamote
bless me rev. adfundum for i have sinned... i have been with.....
Yes, yes? I'm taking notes, so don't quit halfway through your confession...
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yes father....
... but i will not tell who...
The place to be happy is HERE and the time to be happy is NOW.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
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| posted by adfundum 1034 days ago |
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rats! 
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