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| posted by Patrick Bateman 1139 days ago |
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An elderly lady walks into the doctors office and is greeted by the doctor."Now What can I do for you" the doctor says. The old lady says "I have this terrible problem you see. I keep farting."
The doctor is slightly amused and asks "How long have you had this problem?" The old lady replies " About 2 weeks. It's not too bad though, you can't hear the farts and they don't smell either."
"Well" says the doctor. "Take two of these pills three times a day and come back and see me in a week".
So the old lady goes away and returns a week later greeted by the Doctor. "So, how are you getting on?" he says.
"well, I'm still farting but this time my farts absolutely STINK."
"Good" says the doctor, "Now that we've cleared your sinuses lets work on your hearing.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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