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15 things that took me 50 years ..
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| posted by maranatha 1139 days ago (edited 1139 days ago) |
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15 things that took me 50 years to learn
(by: dave berry)
1. never under any cirumstances take sleeping pills and laxative
at the same time.
2. there is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
3. you should not confuse your career with life.
4. no matter what happens somebody will find a way to take it
seriously.
5. never lick a steak knife.
6. take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
7. the most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
8. the main accomplishment of almost all organized protest is
to annoy people who are not in them.
9. a person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not nice
person.
10.if you had identify,in one word, the reason why the human race has
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that
word would be "meetings."
11.when trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command.
Very often that individual is crazy.
12. nobody cares if you dance well, just get up and dance.
13.the one thing that unites all human beings regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that
deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
14.and when God, created the entire universe with all of its glories,
decides to deliver a message to humanity. He WILL NOT use as His
messenger a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
15. your friends love you, anyway..
[(#)][(#)][(#)]
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