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posted by Gum Tree 1185 days ago
OK - I am officially confused. I am used to the one full-on lips to cheek kiss for friends. I find here I have to choose between one full-on, one air, two air and three bl**dy air kisses. Can anyone tell me when these things are expected????? Personally, I am happy with a handshake or a hug. But this kissing business ... oy veh!

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posted by sunwaterandsky 1185 days ago
I can handle the air kisses, but I have a female coworker who kisses me on the lips = freaks me out. I have met her husband, so I am assuming there is no sexual intent (would make the imaginary boyfriend jealous), but yuch. She kisses his lips! yuch, spit, vomit!
I think the two air kisses is the best option when in doubt - the middle ground.


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posted by Gum Tree 1184 days ago
What about the imaginary dog? Wouldn't she get jealous too?

You can always tell your coworker that you have herpes.

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posted by HKBloke 1184 days ago
air kisses !!!! - very Ab Fab don't you think. I would have said the middle ground is 2 pecks on the cheeks - certainly for a man greeting another women (friend of wife normally)


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posted by pioneer 1184 days ago
So what are we saying here ? That toungies are out ?[:D]


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posted by HKBloke 1184 days ago
Generally speaking I would say that is a fair assumption....


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posted by Velvet 1184 days ago
I'd do the tongue thing anytime but I wouldn't want to get into trouble with their significant other.[:p][:p][:p]
[I AM joking by the way]

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posted by Gum Tree 1184 days ago
Tonguies? yukkie poo! All right from someone who you know where they have been. I have a dog that likes to give tonguies, given half the chance. And no, I am not sws' imaginary husband.

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posted by sunwaterandsky 1184 days ago
My imaginary dog doesn't do that! Imagine what an imaginitive woman could do with that!
Sorry - that might just be going too far.


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posted by adfundum 1184 days ago
Your average Dutchman expects 3 kisses (on the cheek).
But none of this "airstuff"... [:X]

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posted by Velvet 1184 days ago
OK Gum Tree, I'd draw the line with other women and not tonguie them. So the adage, always a first time for everything...well...not in this case.
[x2x][x2x] for you though! *soft chortle*


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posted by HKBloke 1184 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by adfundum

Your average Dutchman expects 3 kisses (on the cheek).
But none of this "airstuff"... [:X]



And what about from women ?


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posted by Gum Tree 1184 days ago
I have only ever heard of Dutchmen. I think they are like dwarves and there ain't any women. They just spontaneously generate, lol.

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posted by sunwaterandsky 1184 days ago
Like mushrooms? Dutchshrooms


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posted by adfundum 1184 days ago (edited 1184 days ago)
Yup, that's me: Dutch Dwarf (All 6'3" of me...LOL)...


3 kisses for the gals, none for the guys
(with the possible exception of HKbloke...)



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posted by Velvet 1184 days ago
Totzeins!!!!!!!!!

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posted by Gum Tree 1184 days ago
OK - me and babelfish give up. What does totzeins mean?

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posted by adfundum 1184 days ago (edited 1184 days ago)
quote:
Originally posted by Gum Tree

OK - me and babelfish give up. What does totzeins mean?



"tot ziens!"
It means: see you again!

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posted by Velvet 1184 days ago
It's the only Dutch phrase I remember from my ex-boyfriend...who was a Dutch physiotherapist. And a good kisser.

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posted by Gum Tree 1184 days ago
So - is it a threat or a promise?????

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posted by Velvet 1184 days ago
ROFLMSAO!!!

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