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| posted by Gimpmask 655 days ago |
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I'll start.
"Miss Piggy fails her driving test."
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| posted by HALO 655 days ago |
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Getting direction: "You drive the car off of the rail you stupid ass b!tch and then you go 3 km and turn left"
Britney is a disease ridden pest and should be exterminated. How to do ?
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| posted by FOTH 655 days ago |
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Bigger version:
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| posted by ropey 655 days ago (edited 655 days ago) |
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"NO, you daft bint...you put your handbag under the seat on the plane...NOT your car when you're doing 110 Kph on a corner..."
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 655 days ago |
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"Farmers Gazette reports roadside vegetable patch incident involving two pigs."
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by HALO 655 days ago |
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Good one MR. Bateman
Britney is a disease ridden pest and should be exterminated. How to do ?
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 655 days ago |
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"Meat lover takes out agression on nearby vegetables"
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 655 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Halo
Good one MR. Bateman
i try my best.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 655 days ago |
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Dear Mr PB,
I have a strange obsesion with you which can only be resolved when I meet you and realise you are actually a weirdo
Please will you come out to the next HKXP gathering so I can cure this ?
Thanks
POJ
Dib Dob nib knob
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 655 days ago |
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You may have met him already Paps, considering that PB (allegedly) represents the dark side of an otherwise mild mannered and helpful contributor to this site.
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by Paps of Jura 655 days ago |
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Ooooo I want to know who it is... I have always suspected it as being Crusty but he flatly deny's it
Do you have your suspects Giant ?
Is it the cool thing to do to have an alter ego handle ?? Do I need to get with the program and get me one ?
I reckon you'd need to be bi-polar to keep it up
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 655 days ago |
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I had a few guesses and then couldn't be arsed thinking about it. He wouldn't tell us or give us any clues so it got boring.
It's not me by the way.
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by Lucas 655 days ago |
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"I don't care how rich your Dad is Tinybear, you can't park here, this is not a legal parking spot!"
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
-- George Burns
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 655 days ago |
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I would love to indulge your fantasies. However, due to my disparaging banter I can never present myself to the group as Patrick Bateman as someone will undoubtedly urinate in my beer.
I havent attended as my alter ego but may do so in the near future.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 655 days ago (edited 655 days ago) |
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since you relinqueshed the name the rack, i was thinking of coming back as your former self (photo included).
Except of course i would have far less tact and far more sexual deviace towards hapless computer geeks. Just to be a tease.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 655 days ago (edited 655 days ago) |
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changed it. go back to the 1st one.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Mr Rotavator 655 days ago (edited 655 days ago) |
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<irrelevant now that PB has removed the picture> back to sleep
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 655 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Rotavator
Salad dodger, misses
Superb. 
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by ropey 655 days ago (edited 655 days ago) |
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| posted by Load Toad 655 days ago |
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'Look - this is government land.....'
'Pies, pies, pies, pies, pies, pies, pies, pies, pies..........'
You remember the cow roof. I do not Mexico. He is goblin.
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