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| posted by Patrick Bateman 724 days ago |
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"Due to a job rotation policy, Michelain announces their former mascot now conducts road safety tests."
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by rodigan 724 days ago |
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"i printed out your add from the personals on ~dark side~. see here, it says "slender tall asian beauty with long black hair"..."
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 724 days ago |
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Policman: So you only offered him a blow job?
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Load Toad 724 days ago |
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'I'm finding it difficult to believe you are Nicholas Tse's driver - or girlfriend'
Anarchist governments eh?
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| posted by rodigan 724 days ago |
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quite good parking for a girl...
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| posted by Load Toad 724 days ago |
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A ghost did it.
Anarchist governments eh?
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| posted by rodigan 724 days ago |
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i couldn't find anything else to hide my field of marijuana under...
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| posted by Velvet 724 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Lucas
"I don't care how rich your Dad is Tinybear, you can't park here, this is not a legal parking spot!"
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
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| posted by Nessy7 724 days ago |
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Girl: Yes yes i know what i did was wrong and i will pay for the damage.................but more importantly wheres the nearest McDonalds
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 723 days ago |
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Hong Kong policeman remembers Bovine.
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by rodigan 723 days ago |
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Hong Kong policeman meets Bovine.
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| posted by crusty 723 days ago |
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"your license says your name is 'Tiny'.... your parents are sick"
Rehab is for quiters
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 723 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Paps of Jura
Ooooo I want to know who it is... I have always suspected it as being Crusty but he flatly deny's it
Do you have your suspects Giant ?
Is it the cool thing to do to have an alter ego handle ?? Do I need to get with the program and get me one ?
I reckon you'd need to be bi-polar to keep it up
Actually, the Name patrick bateman was the original handle, the alter ego came after.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 723 days ago |
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So come on who are you really ??
I'm saying Gimpy
Dib Dob nib knob
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 723 days ago |
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POJ,
Thanks for the interest. you'll find i was one of the original ~dark side~ers who defected to this site.
this is the tru identity. My alter ego is just a cover when i need the opportunity to reveal more about myself than Mr. Bateman would allow.
as you know, my comments push the limits of moral fibre. The reason for my anonymity is to protect my status as a distinguished yuppie.
Anyways, perhaps we've met before. We could be friends even.
nevertheless, i wonder if i would meet your expectations of me. It depends who you think i really am!
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 723 days ago |
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tell me more about yourself and if i've met you before......i will reveal myself. (like i do on the MTR during rush hour)
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 723 days ago |
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But there was never a PB on the darkside... so PB is now your AE ??
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 723 days ago |
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there was........for a few months...........until i was banned.
i moved to this site after recievig and e-mail from SG.
well..........mostly i am like PB, just a scaled down version.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 723 days ago |
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Ohhh I give up just tell me !
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 723 days ago |
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maybe in person.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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