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posted by Seasider 712 days ago
Hi All

I'm going to Jamaica on business in early November and will have a few free days.

Never been before and was wondering if anyone has any tips for "must see and do stuff".

Will have probably done beaches and snorkling etc so looking for other things.

Cheer

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posted by westdoor 712 days ago
Sorry can't resist.

"My wife went to the West Indies for her holiday last year"

"Jamaica?"

"No she went of her own accord"




I have a cunning plan ........


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posted by Lola 712 days ago (edited 712 days ago)

Seasider> Do you need a personal assistant?

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posted by Load Toad 712 days ago
Gange?

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posted by Seasider 712 days ago (edited 712 days ago)
quote:
Originally posted by Lola

Seasider> Do you need a personal assistant?


Just form an orderly queue

It is the journey from hell though

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 712 days ago (edited 712 days ago)
You lucky bugger!

Been many years but from memory...

Negril
Dunn's River Falls
Ocho Rios
Port Antonio
Port Royal (aarrr!!!)
Blue Mountains too. Stunning!

Not forgetting rum, reggae, reefers, Red Stripe & goat curry.

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posted by Lola 712 days ago

There's only me in the queue, S.

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posted by Seasider 712 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Lola

There's only me in the queue, S.


So far Lola, so far

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posted by Beer Boy 712 days ago
mmmm.... goat curry...that would be a clincher for me!!!!

I am aspiring to be just OK!
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posted by Load Toad 712 days ago
I would have though the goat alone would have clinched it for you.

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posted by harley 712 days ago
Be careful S ... Jamaica is beyoootiful .... but at the same time it can be one of the more 'seedier' of the islands ...


and if it is Jamaica Queens you are going too ... might as well stay in in HK

I am an American - born and bred. And I wouldn't want it any other way.
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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 712 days ago
Yes Lola. Be sure to heed Harley's words and don't forget that you're likely to be hassled by "rastitutes".

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posted by Lola 712 days ago (edited 712 days ago)
Rastitutes?? Sounds cool. I'm experienced with that sorta thing now, having been cruised by a 7ft trannie in Zip and a lesbian Thai ex-model property developer in Bar George.

S> So I'm not just the first, but the only one on yer list. Just say yes, dude.

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 712 days ago
We've discussed this before Lola...

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/focus/story/0,,1827032,00.html

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posted by Lola 712 days ago
"...Sex tourism in Jamaica, where lonely women flock for flings with young black men..."

That Leroy sounds like my kinda bloke.

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posted by yarkat 712 days ago (edited 712 days ago)
try going to HEDONISM II...

http://www.superclubs.com/brand_hedonism/resort_hedonismii/

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posted by Seasider 712 days ago
Lola - so I take you and you go off looking for Leroy?

What's in it for me? (sand? boom boom)

Yarkat - yeah I had seem the Hedonism thing. I love the idea of Nudes and Prudes sections

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posted by Lola 712 days ago
So have I won? Do I get to go with you? It's still just me in the queue, dude.

As for Leroy, I'm sure he's got something for you, too, heh heh heh

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posted by Seasider 712 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Lola
So have I won? Do I get to go with you? It's still just me in the queue, dude.

As for Leroy, I'm sure he's got something for you, too, heh heh heh


Yeah that is what I am worried about.
But you are quite correct about that bloody queue.
I was hoping to have to at least carry out some interviews
Better start packing L


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posted by Lola 712 days ago
Wooooohoooooo!!

I'm ready. Let's goooooooooooo!!

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posted by Seasider 712 days ago
Erm, early November L darling
But if you wann go ahead and get the lay of the land (so to speak) that is good with me.


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