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5 REASONS I AM SCARED s**tLESS OF EVER HAVING A BABY GIRL! [ New Topic]
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posted by Justin Credible 640 days ago
With young women like this being the latest "role models" and always in the media glare, what's a mom supposed to do???

http://perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/this_pains_us_20061128.php

Speaking of which, where the f**k is HER mom????



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posted by beebs 640 days ago

OMG! I reckon in her case, the "bad" news is worth it over no news at all.



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posted by catzeyez 640 days ago


Some men were borned dicks.
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posted by Lola 640 days ago
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude?!?!?

No warning on the link!??!

Okay, allow me:
IF YOU WANT TO SEE BRITNEY'S HOO-HAA IN GRUESOME CLOSE-UP, CLICK ON JC'S LINK.

IF YOU'D PREFER TO KEEP YOUR LUNCH DOWN, DON'T CLICK ON JC'S LINK.


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posted by shazza 640 days ago
fooking hell! warning indeed neededdddddddddddddddddddddd!


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posted by keymaker 640 days ago
Hey, she shaves.

Caution: this post contains content that might lead to unrealistic expectation in real relationships. keep out of reach of immature people.
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posted by keymaker 640 days ago
JC, you should change the subject to "Britneys snatch"... so people know.

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posted by yabadaba 640 days ago
So I should by glad the company firewall blocked that link.

yaba...
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posted by tinybear 640 days ago
Is that photo real?


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posted by Lola 640 days ago

Bog off now, there's a good Trollface.

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posted by Mazz 640 days ago
Jesus H. Christ!!!

You would think people living in the most advanced nation in the world would have enough sense to wear underpants!!!


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posted by tinybear 640 days ago
JC, baby girls are cute.

Don't be afraid.




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posted by Imd 640 days ago
ur pic, tb?
lovely


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posted by Beer Boy 640 days ago
tb is not physically equipped to have one of those....

Apologies in advance for my poor sentence structure, but a retard is at the keyboard!
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posted by tinybear 640 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by imdarling14
ur pic, tb?
lovely


Don't be silly. This is my baby pic. Even in those days, I was called Kevin The Terrible.




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posted by M.I.C. 640 days ago



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posted by tinybear 639 days ago
Baby Bear Girls.




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posted by Justin Credible 639 days ago (edited 639 days ago)
Sorry folks...I just...for someone who works a 12 hour day and has to resort to the likes of Perez, Splash, TMZ and Oh no they didnt! I am kinda p**sed off that pretty much every day has Britney's "Hoo Haa" in it!

This is just unfair to those trapped in desk jockey position all day! You'd think a woman who drives a Porsche could at least afford some "chaddi's" FFS!





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posted by Paps of Jura 639 days ago
Why would a lady ever go out in a floaty skirt without grundies ??

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posted by elektra 639 days ago
Lola goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Johnny Depp on her right upper thigh and a picture of Keanu Reeves on her left upper thigh.

The artist does so, and when he finishes hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work.

She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow! That’s definitely Johnny Depp. Just look at those brown eyes." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn’t look like Keanu Reeves."

The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge.

They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, ma’am, the one on your left thigh is definitely Johnny Depp. He even has the brown eyes. The one on your right I’m not sure about—but the one in the middle is definitely Vin Diesal."



Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.


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posted by Lola 639 days ago

Pfft. I have way more class than that, Elektra. Besides, as some bloke from the Grateful Dead once advised, "never get a tattoo where a judge can see it".

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