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| posted by Load Toad 647 days ago |
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Postman bought me a parcel - ripped the paper - he's dead now. I don't have a carpet - any advice for disposal?
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| posted by Paps of Jura 647 days ago |
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Get a couple of burly security men from down stairs.. pay them a bottle of whiskey, some fags and some 1000 year eggs.. they should take care of the matter for you
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| posted by rodigan 647 days ago |
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put an angel on his head - they'll think he's a christmas tree and get rid of him in about march...
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| posted by shazza 647 days ago |
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police just knocked on the door and asked if i knew someone called load toad. i sent them away by yelling "what do you think i am a freaking messenger?"
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| posted by rodigan 647 days ago |
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i think they should be mr load toad...
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| posted by adfundum 647 days ago |
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quote:
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put an angel on his head - they'll think he's a christmas tree and get rid of him in about march...
Rodders> 
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Even sick puppies need love...
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| posted by Spunky 647 days ago |
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Char Siu Bao?
How funky is your chicken?
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| posted by AKA 647 days ago |
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Bear is there a version of same that caters for languages other than Chinese?
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| posted by AKA 647 days ago |
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Thanks, this is good. They do import and export service. Quite useful.
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| posted by Beer Boy 647 days ago |
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"You kill 'em, we'll ship 'em"
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| posted by Velvet 647 days ago |
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Why is this "Practical"? 
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
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| posted by Load Toad 647 days ago |
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Why shouldn't it be? I bet Nancy Kissel would have appreciated advice after accidentally bludgeoning her husband to death with a heavy hosehold ornament that was larger than Lady G's Golden Vibrator.
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| posted by Fang 647 days ago |
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Since this is in "Family Matters"... Is the Postman related, your father perhaps?
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| posted by Load Toad 647 days ago |
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Well of course the Family Matters - we can't have people tripping over the dead sod can we?
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| posted by Lola 647 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
...a heavy hosehold ornament that was larger than Lady G's Golden Vibrator.
Oy! I heard that...
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| posted by Load Toad 647 days ago (edited 647 days ago) |
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You need to get a silencer fitted to it.
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| posted by Velvet 647 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
Why shouldn't it be? I bet Nancy Kissel would have appreciated advice after accidentally bludgeoning her husband to death with a heavy hosehold ornament that was larger than Lady G's Golden Vibrator.
Because it just IS NOT practical... duh.
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