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| posted by Lola 640 days ago |
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Originally posted by Mr Benn
Would you shag a bloke for 10 Mill spanner...??
Would you?
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| posted by Mr Benn 640 days ago |
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How about an animal.....say a Donkey or something...??
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| posted by Lola 640 days ago |
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What price a Shetland pony for you, Mr B?
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| posted by Mr Benn 640 days ago |
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10 Mill. (GBP)
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| posted by Mr Benn 640 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Lola
What price a Shetland pony for you, Mr B?
..............and only if I get to choose a good looking one......wouldn't want you choosing any old boot!!!
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| posted by Lola 640 days ago |
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Jeez... what'd that poor pony ever do to you, eh??
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| posted by AKA 640 days ago |
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If it had to be an animal, I think I would go for a giraffe
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| posted by Lola 640 days ago |
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I would pay $10m to see that, AKA, ahahahhahahaaaaa....
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| posted by Mr Benn 640 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Lola
Jeez... what'd that poor pony ever do to you, eh??
Nothing........but I'd give it the best 58 seconds it's ever had!
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| posted by spannermonkey 640 days ago |
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Too many variables for a sweeping, across-the-board "everyone'd do it", Spanner. Like Catz said, what if s/he was fugly &/or diseased? Or 10 years old?
furry muff. If it were a clean, decent looking person of a legal age the...
Fook it, everyone on this board would do them for nowt if that were the case.
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| posted by spannermonkey 640 days ago (edited 640 days ago) |
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Too many variables for a sweeping, across-the-board "everyone'd do it", Spanner. Like Catz said, what if s/he was fugly &/or diseased? Or 10 years old?
furry muff. If it were a clean, decent looking person of a legal age the...
Fook it, everyone on this board would do them for nowt if that were the case.
Anybody remember the Rebecca Loos moment? Squeal like a pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| posted by Lola 640 days ago (edited 640 days ago) |
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quote:
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Jeez... what'd that poor pony ever do to you, eh??
Nothing........but I'd give it the best 58 seconds it's ever had!
58 seconds?? Wow... lucky pony, you'd really be giving him your all.
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| posted by AKA 640 days ago (edited 640 days ago) |
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I think it would be fun - well, the set up stage - the ladders, the safety harness, all that malarkey. In and out quite easy too, I would imagine, like throwing a sausage up Oxford Street.
And at the end of it all you could have a great conversation stopper: "That's all very well, and good, but have you ever shagged a giraffe ...
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| posted by Lola 640 days ago |
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"Like throwing a sausage up Oxford Street", ahahhahahahaaaaa 
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| posted by spannermonkey 640 days ago |
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"Like throwing a sausage up Oxford Street", ahahhahahahaaaaa
stick in a bucket...hotdog down a hallway.......needle through a donut...
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| posted by AKA 640 days ago |
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how comes you know all those?
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| posted by Mr Benn 640 days ago |
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Cos enough girls have said it to him....?
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| posted by Lola 640 days ago (edited 640 days ago) |
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Can't remember who said it here on HKxp, but "shagging a glass of water" was another one I found most amusing.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 640 days ago |
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That was Brenda's mum off Six feet under, Lola
I'm staying well out of this thread !
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